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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a communist pirate? Lutin."

"Holy crap! This guy in the car next to me is absolutely losing his shit over ""My Heart Will Go On""...said the guy in the car next to me"

"We see you, people who order tea at coffee shops. We see you..."

"Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live? All she does is stay on the dashboard."

"Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy? Cause shes terrible."

"What's the best part about five year olds? They're hands make your cock look huge"

"How much do the potatoes cost? ""How much do the potatoes cost?"" - ""2.50"" - ""And the bag"" - ""The bag is free"" - ""Ok, give me the bag"""

"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk guy."

"When I was young I had a fairy God mother. She said I could have one wish, either a long memory or a long penis. I can't remember what I asked for."

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary, and those who don't... ^^[BADUM'TSS](http://trommelyd.no/)"