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Joke of the Day
"Nothing stops me in my tracks faster than a five year old saying, ""I got you a present!"""
Next Joke
"I understand the face situation but you don't have to be ugly on the inside too"
"How do you get a red wine stain off a baby?"
"A man went to see his doctor. ""You need to stop masturbating,"" the doctor said. The man asked, ""Why?"" The doctor replied, ""Because I''m trying to examine you!"""
"What do you call a white person on fire? A firecracker."
"I think my neighbor's dog is in heat. She's been crying the last 2 nights. I may need to take one for the team if I want to get some sleep."
"I have a fear of speedbumps But I'm slowly getting over it."
"Knock knock knock knock knock. Who's there? Michael J Fox"
"Why did the operation Barbarossa fail? The supreme commander didn't have the balls required."
"Cross posted to r/Christianity"