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Joke of the Day

"""President Trump, California is revolting!"" ""Yeah, and they're also threatening to secede."""

"I'm missing a 5 sided shape It's penta-gone."

"Burger King's full name is Burger Luther King Jr."

"What do you get if you shoot a Mexican golfer? A hole in Juan."

"What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist? A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves."

"If Gillette made toilet paper, we'd be up to 4 or 5 plys by now."

"How did Samuel Morse propose to his wife? .-- .. .-.. .-.. / -.-- --- ..- / -- .- .-. .-. -.-- / -- . ..--.."

"BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump does not accept presidential election... Says he doesn't want to move into an estate which previously had black tenants."

"Being baptized is like having antivirus for a PC It helps protect you from consequences of sinning going forward (but not guaranteed)"

"A police officer bought a robot this robot was fueled by sodium and alkaline, but could only hold enough for 24 hours at a time. so every morning he had to charge it with a salt and battery."