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Joke of the Day
"""President Trump, California is revolting!"" ""Yeah, and they're also threatening to secede."""
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"What's the difference between a Toronto Maple Leafs fan and a 14-year old girl? Nothing. They are both just waiting for the first period to be over."
"Capital letters. It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
"So sorry I hit a nerve. I was actually aiming for a major artery."
"My wife left me because I couldn't control my pasta touching fetish... I'm feeling cannelloni right now"
"12 YEAR OLD: I wrote a movie script called Suicide Squad but it's bad *throws in trash* HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER: *walks by trash* Hey what's this"
"""Does this hurt?"" ""YES!"" ""What about this?"" ""OW!"" *Dr. writes notes* ""Patient shows symptoms of pain when stabbed with knife. Keep updates."""
"I'm bad at Math. The equation 2n+2n is 4n to me."
"Relation-SHIPS sink when they have too many passengers."
"Two fish were in a tank... and one says ""How do you drive this thing?"""