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Joke of the Day
"what is the difference between aspirin and a strippers boyfriend? asprin works."
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"The vet told me ""I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to put your dog down."" ""Oh God!"" I said. ""WHY?!"" ""Because my arms are getting tired."""
"yo momma so stupid when her gas ran out, she sold her car to pay for her petrol."
"My friend told me that recycling is good for the environment Not on Reddit, apparently. I got downvoted a lot..."
"Pigs What is s pig's least favorite game"
"Did you hear about the pirate porno? All hands on dick!"
"How do you find a blind man at a nude beach. It's not hard"
"What did the little boy say to the priest? Haha, now we *both* have AIDS"
"Person A: Do you know the shelf life of Cocaine? Person B: I don't know Person A: Nobody knows. Sniff"
"There was a man who said... ... ""I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late."""