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Joke of the Day

"USA soccer We Ghana win."

"I saw a sign at a highschool advertising anal ogies I was confused until I saw handwritten note saying that the printer couldn't print the letter ""R"""

"Did you hear the news that Bill Cosby over dosed? the girl almost died!"

"Some of the best decisions I've ever made involved me clicking cancel instead of send."

"What do you have in a room full of tweakers? A full set of teeth."

"Where do sharks come from? Sharkago!"

"A horse walks into a pub and the bartender says, ""hey we've got a drink named after you"". The horse responded, ""what, Eric, really""?"

"This lady in Walgreens is staring at me like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant and then put it back on the shelf."

"I had to pee really bad at the swimming pool yesterday, so I tried to sneak it in at the deep end... But the lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in."

"Did you hear about the woman who's addicted to lipstick? It's so crazy, it's something nobody could makeup!"