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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend asked me if I felt like aural. I think that's where it goes in one ear and out the other."

"Mr friend broke her hand today :( But on the other hand she's okay :)!"

"Was Nicky Minaj born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happend!"

"Why does tigger smell? Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke.."

"I used to think I was homophobic. It turns out that I was just afraid of monsters in the closet."

"When someone says ""It's getting hot in here"" I automatically think, ""So take off all your clothes""."

"Do you know why Morgan Freeman's name is Morgan Freeman? Because his first name is Morgan and his last name is Freeman"

"Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class. Teacher: But she's top of the class. Father: That's why I think it must be a terrible class."

"Have you heard the one about the suicidal farmer that liked to mutilate cows? He was a danger to himself and udders. Edit: Spelling"

"You know the best thing about Midgets? They are really down to earth people."