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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket? A pickpocket snatches watches"

"I hope my childhood BFF forgot that silly pact we made at five to kill each other if we hadn't become ponies by 2015. She was really dark."

"Close the door. You're letting the wifi out."

"I told a joke to my Chemistry teacher. He replied ""Oh man, I slapped my neon that one"""

"Sitting on the porch late one night. A fox steals up and settles quietly next to me. Pearl divers don't hold their breath as long as I do."

"What do you call a fake friend? a faux!"

"There's a new wheelchair party forming But it doesn't really stand for anything. (At least it'll always have a spokes person)"

"What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant? He gets the kids meal."

"Max wondered why the ball was slowing growing larger.... and then it hit him."

"I'm a lot like a pair of testicles. Cause I'm nuts in the sack."