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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the children see their father after his sex change? Because he was trans-parent"

"In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!"

"party idea: ""DUI or IUD?"" u can only invite people who have one or both and u CAN'T divulge which"

"Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital? He was a""salted"""

"Batman: *puts on glasses* Hey do I still look like Bruce Wayne? Superman: Um obviously. Batman: Think about that for a second."

"The Presidential Election for 2016 is like a blunt pencil. Pointless."

"I think it's important for women to know there are men who stand at urinals and pee with their hands on their hips like they're Superman."

"I was very disappointed to have to pay for my new roof. The builder had promised me it would be on the house."

"I finally figured out the moral of Beauty and the Beast: Sure,Gaston had good looks. But the Beast had shitloads of money.Good choice, Belle"

"My new Thai girlfriend said, ""A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship"" I still wish she didn't have one."