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Joke of the Day

"What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant? He gets the kids meal."

"The kidnapper rang and said ""10,000 and you get your wife back"" ""Negotiate with him!"" advised the policeman ""20,000 and she's all yours"""

"Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They like to keep him in the dark!"

"Joke of The Day 6/9/14 Slept like a log last night........Woke up in the fireplace."

"The inventor of Chapstick died today. Unfortunately his body was lost while being transferred to the morgue."

"In Iran, everyone's scared of spiders.. But in Iraq, no phobia."

"I think I'm gonna just be a rapper. apparently you need zero experience, and zero talent to be a millionaire in the rap game now?"

"Who was the most well rounded knight of Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference"

"Why is Congress like a cold? Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose)."

"How many cops does it take to beat up a light bulb? None. That light bulb fell down the stairs."