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Joke of the Day

"With all the racism talk going around I thought I would do my part to put a stop to it. I am no longer going to use the word ""Vinegar"" at work because it sounds slightly racist."

"How do we know the toothbrush was invented in west virginia? if it was invented anywhere else it would be the teethbrush idk how this got a dirty label"

"My first time having sex was just like my first time riding a bike My dad was holding me from behind."

"To be, or not to be, that is the question. Answer: FF [why?](/s ""2B OR NOT 2B = FF"")"

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin Catholic!"

"Lingerie is just expensive wrapping paper."

"HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it."

"I've just got back from an undertakers convention and the main topic was new ways of disposing of the dead There was a lot of thinking outside of the box."

"Doggy style, because sometimes you both just like the same tv show."

"What did the ireshmen say to the beer ? I love you....."