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Joke of the Day

"How do you fix the dishwasher? Smack her."

"What do you call a fat, smelly hermaphodite who gives blow jobs under the bridge for a nickel? Well, YOU call her mom."

"I like my women like I like my wine. 10 years old and in the cellar."

"Ever since i started wearing camo all the time... My girlfriend said she can't see me anymore."

"A skeleton walks into a bar.... ...asks for a pint and a mop."

"'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, there was a grim recognition of the fundamental uselessness of man's endeavors."

"*maintains eye contact while checking 'Dating Librarians For Dummies' out from the library."

"Mother: My goodness, Jerry, who gave you that black eye? Jerry: No one gave it to me. I had to fight for it!"

"What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date? Netflix and chill."

"Did you hear Renault and Ford are going release a hyrbrid vehicle this year mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' together"