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Joke of the Day
"Did you know pillows have their own website? Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!"
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"I hate killing bugs so instead I spend hours trying to get it in a cup so I can toss it outside after accidentally taking off 3 of its legs."
"Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts."
"2 nazis walk into a bar"
"What Does A Tickle Me Elmo Get Before It Leaves The Factory? Two Test-Tickles"
"I just read Jared Fogle was assaulted in prison He was also a-peppered and covered in lettuce. Don't know if the story has any meat to it."
"Chemistry joke involving the alphabet A B C D E F G H I J K Phosphorus Q R S T U V W X Y Z Why is there a Phosphorus? Because its an EL EM EN TAL P!"
"What was the pedophile doing on the beach? Just kidding"
"Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes... That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away and you'll have his shoes."
"Why doesn't money bring happiness? Because if you have a billion dollars, almost anyone will be a bitch."