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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't money bring happiness? Because if you have a billion dollars, almost anyone will be a bitch."

"Son of a Beach So I like digging. I am going to go the beach and become a professional digger. Professional digger."

"Eating a banana faster to try and hide it only makes you look even more gay."

"What did the mushroom say on his dating profile? I'm a fungi!"

"TIL Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto translates you to ""Thank You Mr. Robot"" The Spanish translation is Muchos Gracias Marco Rubio"

"Coke Zero Pepsi One Well played Pepsi."

"Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident? This guy!!!"

"What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!"

"Who punishes Colorado underage smokers? COPD"

"What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything. - Danny DeVito from Inside the Actor's Studio"