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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't money bring happiness? Because if you have a billion dollars, almost anyone will be a bitch."

"Guy comes home and says to his wife, ""Pack your bags! I just won the lottery!"" She jumps for joy and asks, ""Where are we going?!?"" He says, ""I'm not going anywhere. You're outta here!"""

"What language do bugs in the Middle East speak? Scarabic"

"What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called? I, Mac."

"What do you call a Black Fisherman? Jailbait."

"They say it takes talent to keep making movies after 50 Apparently they haven't said this to Steven Seagal"

"Awesome Moment when you are telling lie and your best friend notices and joins you . :)"

"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved at each other."

"Guess who's the central character in the next Aliens movie ... Ripley, believe it or not!"

"My son asked me today, ""Dad, what music did you like growing up?"" ""Led Zeppelin,"" I replied. ""Who?"" he said. ""Yeah, I liked them too."""