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Joke of the Day

"What Does A Tickle Me Elmo Get Before It Leaves The Factory? Two Test-Tickles"

"Whats an intercourse? Something you do between the periods."

"Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer? A: You make my temperature rise."

"Fairly Fairness A butch, a bitch and a snitch all come together at the ""Pretty Rainbow People Bar."" The Butch complains, ""ugh all those itches"" :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D FUKKEN LOLZ Downvote for cash!"

"How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job? He isn't very App-y"

"What's the difference between an original joke and a repost? I don't know, I just click ""submit"""

"You haven't truly made it on Twitter until someone recognizes you in the unemployment line and asks for your autograph."

"What do you call fake pasta? An impasta"

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I dont know what hes laced them with but i have been tripping all day."

"Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game? A:Call B52"