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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy? Edit: Whoops wrong sub."
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"[Starbucks] ME: [bursts in] THERE'S A GUNMAN AT LARGE BARISTA: [shrugs] ME: [sigh] THERE'S A GUNMAN AT VENTI B: *grande screaming noises*"
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"What do you call a snake that studies past events? A HISSSSStorian."