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Joke of the Day

"mom, pull over imma bout to throw up... West side california!! wit uppppp"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aldo ! Aldo who ? Aldo anywhere with you !"

"When my gang enters a brawl, we take small steps forward while snapping in unison. Jeff does a flip off a wall too. Its pretty intimidating."

"What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken? (May be offensive) Mike Tyson"

"Rioters are like school in July. No class."

"What do they have for lunch at Monster School? Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream."

"Do you want to join the ""P"" club? Congratulations, ur-ine!"

"The people doing it in pornos are in love, right?"

"What do you call the area between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley"

"i have a very sore throat & your suggestion of a shot of whiskey only helped in the way that i no longer care about my extremely sore throat"