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Joke of the Day
"What is an amputees favorite movie? Armageddon."
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"Hello! my name is Linus Q: What do you call a person who has lost all hope? ------------------------------------------------------------- A: Linus"
"Whats the best part of having sex with a transgender? When you are hitting it from the back and go for the reach around, it feels like it went all the way through"
"I thought they'd named a loaf of bread after one of my exes then I realised it said Thick Cut"
"I was reading a newspaper, and the headline said,""America is without a leader!"" I said,""That's unpresidented!"""
"The developmental psychologists got back to us about our son. They said he's smart on paper... Unfortunately he can't read"
"Did you hear why the energizer bunny got sent to jail? He was charged with battery"
"I never knew so many 14 year old rednecks used reddit... Then I found r/The_Donald"
"What does Hilter get when he's scared? The hebrewgeebies"
"How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen? Nunavut."