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Joke of the Day
"What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !"
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"What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common? they both like to root around in your cellar"
"Can someone please explain this joke to me? How do you get the elephant out of the theatre? You can't. It's in his blood."
"""No points, illegal kick to the face."" ""But I'm the hero of this movie."" ""Fair enough, here's your trophy."" -The Karate Kid"
"How do you make the best Harlem Shake video? You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children."
"Pro tip: if you absolutely must speak in court, do not put air quotes around ""the law"". Judges don't like it."
"People who eat hotdogs from a gas station, you know there's faster ways to commit suicide?"
"What is the first symptom of AIDS? A pounding sensation in your ass."
"If a guy tells you he makes 6 figures a year it doesn't necessarily mean he's rich. He could be a really lazy guy working at a toy factory."
"Been really trying to see things from my wife's point of view lately... Been looking out this kitchen window for hours..."