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Joke of the Day
"What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !"
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"Black eye Tom: ""Hey buddy, howya do...whoa! who gave you that black eye? Sam: ""My wife"" Tom: ""I thought she was out of town for the weekend."" Sam: ""So did I."""
"What cars do wolves drive? Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!"
"[at interview] INTERVIEWER: Who inspires you? ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do? ME: It's difficult to say."
"How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them."
"wher did the waitress work IHOP"
"Apples are my second favourite fruit. They're sublime!"
"What did a black twin called his brother before they're born? Inmates"
"I am writing my first Buddhist musical, ""Hello Dalai... Lama""."
"Did you know that Jesus is gay? Yeah. It says it in the Bible. He got nailed by a few Roman centurions."