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Joke of the Day

"If you are willing to jump off a bridge, because your wife cheated on you... ...just remember it is a pair of horns, and not a pair of wings."

"You know what the difference between an SUV and a rental car is? You can take a rental car *anywhere*."

"I may not be perfect but I am always me."

"Did you hear about the Psychic midget that escaped prison? He was a small medium at large."

"I was going to go camping for vacation... But I think it's too in tents for me..."

"Sorry babe I wasn't paying attention sorry babe I wasn't paying attention, can you start over ? ok, from where ? 2009"

"Wanna hear three rapid jokes? No."

"An unidentified van has left a couple of disposable cameras at a local CVS. Police are still investigating. We'll be sure to keep you up to date on this story as it develops."

"Well well well if it isn't the kangaroo whose pouch I'm in."

"Apparently, my office doesn't think the women's restroom needs a tampon disposal, so wrapped it up and put it in their suggestion box."