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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a gay man to fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."
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"I woke up with a raging hard on.... I called my wife over and told her to fix my clock. She said ""that doesn't look like a clock."" I responded, ""if you put a face and 2 hands on it it does."""
"This one trick will make you feel young again. Made you look."
"What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common? Both want to be real boys"
"I guess you can say trusting a Russian merchant is pretty... Roosky business"
"A patient wakes up and yells ""I can't feel my legs!!!"" The doctor says, ""Of course you can't! I amputated your arms."""
"If we're talking and I suddenly look off into the distance at a copse of trees that means I'm thinking of burying you there."
"I wonder be sad when Gabe Newell dies. He'll rise from the dead in three days."
"Our last fight was my fault.. My wife asked me ""whats on the tv?"" I said ""dust."""
"What do you call an ex-Muslim? A Waslim"