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Joke of the Day
"What did the joke say to the anti-joke ""I'm a joke,"" and the proceeded to cry into his beer."
Next Joke
"What do you call the High Sparrow who is caught molesting kids? The Deviated Septon."
"What's the difference between Hitler and Lance Armstrong? Lance armstrong can finish a race"
"Beyonce is a great actress because there is no way she has the time or energy to have the kind of sex she sings about."
"What did France say to Turkey? That's not nice."
"How do you organize a space party? You planet"
"My favorite clean joke Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field!!!!!"
"Why do nice guys always finish last? Because their girlfriends always cum first."
"Being a hypochondriac is going to save my life one of these days"
"Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test! Teacher: I agree but that's the lowest mark I could give you!"