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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest thing about becoming a lawyer in Ireland? Passing the bar."
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"*accidentally answers phone call* *pretends to be answering machine*"
"I deleted all my german friends on my contant list on my phone... Now its Hans free."
"What was Batman's greatest accomplishment? Pulling a Robin out of Bruce Wayne's Dick"
"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim, denim, denim."
"[JanSport keynote address] (audience grumbling) ""where is he?"" *CEO emerges from backpack on stage* *crowd goes nuts*"
"When I was a kid, I asked my mom if I could lick the beater. ""Don't be stupid,"" she said, ""your father's not home."""
"Why are cows so famous? Because they're out-standing in their field."
"What do I want to do to your body? I don't know. Identify it, I guess."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two! One to screw it in and one to suck my dick. *Drew Carey"