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Joke of the Day

"If you're not part of the solution, I think... well, technically, that makes you insoluble sediment."

"What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian bail."

"One time I walked into a bathroom and there were no urinals I thought, ""huh... that's strange."" The girls that came in after me were apparently pretty freaked out by it too."

"What kind of sword is good for chopping up young girls? A cutlass."

"Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond? He was taking a sheet."

"Whats the hardest part about watching Amy Schumer swim through a pool of dead babies? Knowing she will make a shitty vagina joke about it."

"Did you hear about the constipated math teacher? He had to work it out with a pencil."

"You know what's a load of crap? Anal sex"

"Bet you can't guess my favorite hue Hue Jackman"

"I took my metal detector to the beach today expecting to find antiques of great value. Beach better have my money"