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Joke of the Day
"Bet you can't guess my favorite hue Hue Jackman"
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"I don't have a girlfriend.. I just know someone that would be really mad if they ever heard me say that"
"If you think you're frustrated, Try teaching an Italian sign language."
"What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings? A bi-polar bear."
"For the past couple of years, I have been saying that the only holidays worth celebrating are the equinoxes and the solstices. I find all of the others to be astronomically unimportant."
"What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous? Shark infested mashed potatoes."
"10 things you didn't know you could do with a selfie stick. 1. *Use selfie stick to stuff rags in your exhaust pipe* 2.*Use selfie stick to beat ppl who have selfie sticks* 3"
"2 guys walk into a bar... ... the third one ducks."
"Husband said, ""If you were really THAT funny you wouldn't have to always say COME ON, THAT WAS FUNNY."" So now I have a tombstone to select"
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Beat it until she starts again."