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Joke of the Day

"Walked past the fridge today and heard some onions singing the Bee Gees... ...turns out it was just some Ch-ch-ch-chivvveesss talking."

"What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets"

"Knock Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Mandela Effect."

"Still can't find my keys. I should probably check the everything bagel."

"Probably the most valuable life lesson I've learned from a movie is to not steal black girls' cheer routines."

"Here's a joke for all you mind readers out there..."

"If I were to make a glory hole... I would make it out of walnut."

"""That goddamn janitor drew a dick on the chalkboard again!"" (Bad Will Hunting.)"

"Jokes on Reddit are like children You delete the ones that don't succeed."

"I've been all over the web looking for a combination fly swatter/back scratcher. I'm tired of lugging both around all day."