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Joke of the Day

"What kind of sword is good for chopping up young girls? A cutlass."

"I always wanted to be a plumber when I grew up but in the end it was just a pipe dream."

"What did the salad say before being eaten Lettuce go."

"The worst excuse I have ever came up with."

"What is the difference between Vinod Khosla and Rajat Gupta Vinod khosla made his money in information technology while Rajat Gupta made his money by selling information with the help of technology"

"I'm starting an Atheist corporation... it's a non-prophet organization."

"What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?! LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)"

"If you believe the home alarm commercials, the first thing burglars do when they break into your home is smash your family pictures."

"Yo mama is so fat... That Seaworld is looking for her to make sure she no longer breeds."

"Rival Gang Leader: Me: Rival Gang Leader's mom: [nudges son] go on Rival Gang Leader: sorry I tried to shoot you"