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Joke of the Day
"You know what's a load of crap? Anal sex"
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"Her: My baby is 28 months old. Me: Oh really? I'm 74 inches tall. Not so fun when YOU have to do the math, is it?"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker? One of them starts a religion after it gets nailed."
"JOB INTERVIEWER: So what are your biggest weaknesses? HE-MAN: Well, I- *job interviewer's fake mustache falls off and it's Skeletor*"
"what has 150 legs and 7 teeth? the front row to a Willie Nelson concert"
"Now that Scalia, the bullfrog of SCOTUS, has passed away... Can we say he finally croaked?"
"Taking home work has never been more satisfying I love being a coroner!"
"What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice? Neck-romance-y."
"I have a disorder where I see Tom Jones lyrics wherever I go But it's not unusual"
"I once sent nude pictures to everyone in my contacts list. Not only was it embarrassing... It cost me a fortune in stamps."