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Joke of the Day
"My dad can beat up your mom. If she's anything like my mom."
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"One good thing about Hilary as president. One good thing about having Hilary as president is that we wouldn't have to pay her as much."
"(Q)....What do fat chicks and scooters have in common? (A).... They're both fun to ride until your friends find out."
"Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place."
"What kind of computer can't sing? A Dell"
"what's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frog's finger."
"If a telemarketer calls give the phone to your 3 yr old,and tell them its santa clause."
"What do an uncircumcised penis and the kkk have in common? They're both pricks in oversized hoods."
"In hindsight, using the word ""harder"" as the safe word, was not the best idea."
"Don't ask me for directions I got lost on an elevator once."