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Joke of the Day

"Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place."

"The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden. He heard that tulips grew from bulbs."

"Ill A very ill man goes to his doctor, he asks the doctor what to do. 'Take a lot of mud baths' the doctor says. 'Why?' the man asks. 'So you can get used to the ground of course!'"

"I'll see your fun outdoor activity and raise you a nap."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside."

"My Pet Mouse Elvis Died Today He got caught in a trap."

"Yeah I got a job at Coca Cola... It's sodapressing."

"The best part about being a grown-up is not having to answer to ANYONE! (What's that, honey? Be right there.)"

"""LeBron has cramps""... I get those every month you baby."

"How to tell if an orange likes to party Just Invitamin-C."