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Joke of the Day
"What do an uncircumcised penis and the kkk have in common? They're both pricks in oversized hoods."
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"What do you call a vaping vegan?1 Nothing! It isn't like you'll be able to get a word in!"
"*starts throwing a fit* Iron man: Here. Eat a Snickers. Doctor Banner: Thanks, bro."
"How many dead hooker's in your basement does it take to change a light bulb? Well, it's not 4"
"What does disappointment feel like? [deleted]"
"You Tolkien to me?!"" - Hobbit de Niro."
"Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent."
"A police officer goes to investigate an artist's death... His report details it as being ""pretty sketchy."" I'll leave now..."
"My car and I have one thing in common... ...we're both broke as hell."
"A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells ""You should have been here at 8:30!"" he replies: ""Why? What happened at 8:30?"""