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Joke of the Day
"what's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frog's finger."
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"If you eat too many salted pretzels on Halloween, what happens the next day? November thirst."
"A young boy asks his Jewish father for $40... The father replies, ""40 dollars?! What do you need 20 dollars for? Here's $10"" gives him a 5, ""now go split it with your brother."""
"Why do black guys only have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream"
"Which country has the most crying people per km? The Soviet Onion"
"What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes? A flip-flop."
":oscopy - How I abbreviate colonoscopy."
"I spent 20 years traversing across the globe searching for the best mustache... ... Until I realized the best mustache was right under my nose the whole time"
"My girlfriend just text me that she really hates periods... I told her without them, life would just be one long run-on-sentence"
"'Time to meet your maker' I say, more in hope, as I unpack another box of IKEA furniture."