19952

Joke of the Day

"Why rivers are never viewed on dvd or video cassette? Because they are always streaming."

"Many people think a pirates favourite letter is R. It's actually the C"

"How to survive a beat attack Run faster than your wife and kids"

"You know what's the saddest part of North Korea getting hacked? It won't get to see this."

"KNOCK KNOCK.....WHOSE THERE? GESTAPO"

"There's a lot of speculation about the new iPhone. It's expected to have a larger screen and a better operating system. Yes, the new iPhone will be called last year's Samsung Galaxy."

"You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it."

"If I rule the world first thing I'll do is add a extra day into the weekend right after Saturday.. It will be called Matterday... It won't matter what you do that day"

"What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker."

"If I were Obama, I'd totally lead with ""My fellow Americans, the situation looks popeless."" #SOTU"