19952

Joke of the Day

"Why rivers are never viewed on dvd or video cassette? Because they are always streaming."

"Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats."

"Why did jay z cross the road? Because mr mantis ate my skunk food."

"""I'm Dan if I do, and Dan if I don't."" -Dan"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No idee-er. (idea) Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no idee-er."

"what if plants could talk but they are still in shock from seeing the dinosaurs"

"Did you know that commas can change the meaning of a sentence? For example : Mr.Walter is in a comma"

"At some point shouldn't airlines be embarrassed their airplanes are older than those cars people drive in Cuba?"

"Why do hockey players wear so many pads? Because they have 3 periods every game!"

"About to check Facebook? Let me save you some time. One of your friends has updated their cover photo to a picture of the beach."