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Joke of the Day

"Have you guys heard about Wendys? Wendys nuts going to be in that mouth"

"How do you pick up women in Auschwitz? With a broom & dustpan."

"POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: describe the suspect ""He was holding a pencil, wishing he was a real artist"" {pencil stops moving} ""And he was crying"""

"The whole ""bad boy"" thing is fun until you have kids with him. Ooh you drank away the diaper money? That's soooo hot"

"I wanted to go as the invisible man for Halloween this year. But my Girlfriend made me put my clothes back on."

"How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him."

"What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA? Thrown out of the petting zoo."

"Look out man! You know the difference between driving in the fog and 69ing is? You can't see the asshole in front of you driving in the fog."

"If you set someone free, love them. Wait I mean, if you love someone for free, set them. That doesn't make sense. Forget it."

"I'm running low on funny but I have plenty of sexy left."