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Joke of the Day

"Have you guys heard about Wendys? Wendys nuts going to be in that mouth"

"Why are giraffe's necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!"

"What does a donkey say? It says ""Hey Shrek, whats up?"" (I was 9 when i made this okay)"

"Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means? Father: It means 'to be happy'. Son: Are you gay? Father: No, son. I have a wife."

"Fetty Wap could probably get more girls. Too bad he's not much of a looker."

"I love people I can get weird with."

"A wife says to her husband ... ""I don't like you pushing me around all the time and talking behind my back"" Husband say ""Well honey what do you expect you're in a wheelchair"""

"Education is a team effort There's no 'i' in 'illiteracy'!"

"Wait, you didn't let me finish. What I was trying to say is Hitler was largely misunderstood by people who don't speak German."

"I gotta hand it to Stephen Hawking because he can't catch."