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Joke of the Day

"My sexual desires have been getting out of control... But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I knew I'd hit rock bottom."

"I don't want this month to end because the puppy on my calendar is extra cute."

"What do you call the spicy version of Cream of Someyoungguy? Cream of Someyoungthai."

"Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs? Because he ate too much of them."

"First white Muslims in Boston, now a 7'0"" gay black pro athlete. Narrow-minded conservatives everywhere are having a very confusing month."

"I just participated in a silent disco. Well, I got drunk at the morgue."

"It's called ""courting"" a girl because you're supposed to take them to a basketball court and dunk on them repeatedly I hope"

"What do you call a horny guy in a pool? Driftwood"

"What is the official novel of Mexico? Tequila Mockingbird"

"Who would you ask for advice about a lion? a lion or a gerbil? The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions."