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Joke of the Day

"The leading cause of death in 1926 was being hit by a spinning newspaper graphic"

"What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest? Hiking"

"Cow tipping is a myth. Cattle are horrible tippers. They rarely leave 10%, even for adequate service."

"Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep? Because they have two shifts!"

"If I was any hungrier Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie would adopt me."

"What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !"

"I just saw an Asian chick with big boobs and a booty. I took a pic so if any of you have Mythbuster's email hit me up."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Feminists can't change shit."

"A haunted house would be pretty scary if it was filled with light switches that accidentally turned on the garbage disposal."

"""Money isn't everything"" - Someone with a shitload of dough"