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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife? Only one shows an interest in the balls."

"Hillary Clinton could be become our first F president. I'd say female, but she lost the email."

"Six and seven just had a child. Five says ""You lucky devil, you."""

"what's Putin having for Christmas? Turkey"

"What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand? Irish handcuffs."

"Taking a nap now. If you're tempted to wake me, please remember Jurassic Park. Just because we can do it, doesn't always mean we should."

"Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough"

"Knock Knock ! [nsfw ish] ""Whos there?"" ""Wilma"" ""Wilma whom?"" ""Wilma Dickfit."""

"16 year olds can vote in Scotland. That's ok because they've been drinking since they were 9 and understand disillusionment."

"The Creation Museum commercials on TV..."