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Joke of the Day

"What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !"

"Whats the difference between a good joke and Bad joke timing"

"Let's sing a Unitarian's favorite hymn. ""We gather together to gather together . . ."""

"What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia? The mid-life crisis."

"A slightly drunk woman is watching tv... She yells, ""Don't go there! Don't go up the stairs! Don't go into the church you dumb bitch!"" Her husband asks, ""What are you watching?"" ""Our wedding video."""

"Lawyer: ""Now that you have been acquitted will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"" Client: ""After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning I'm beginning to think I didn't."""

"Warning: Joke contains racism Racism"

"B-E-F-O-R-E not b4. We speak English not fuc?ing bingo."

"What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear."

"Why did gays started to join NSA? They thought it stood for 'no straight allowed'."