58738

Joke of the Day

"""Money isn't everything"" - Someone with a shitload of dough"

Next Joke
 
"If a young boy dog is called a puppy... then what is a young girl dog called? A puppet!"
"Jesus fed 5,000 Jewish people With bread and fish, and he's adored for it. I don't get it, Hitler made 6 million Jewish people toast and he's hated for it"
"What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user? Meals on Wheels"
"What do you call a fly when it retires? A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No? Alright.. I'll see myself out."
"What do you call a Chinese billionaire? ChaChing!"
"A man is at a job interview Interviewer: it says here you had a 4 year gap in your resume Man: I went to Yale Interviewer: Your hired Man: Wow I finally got a yob"
"Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime? They were in ca*hoots*."
"Samsung just announced a series of water resistant phones. Just what you want in a phone that sets itself on fire - to be water resistant."
"Why did the termite got divorced? Because she ate the secretary."