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Joke of the Day
"If I was any hungrier Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie would adopt me."
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"On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday."
"What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? Her: What? You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)"
"BEETHOVEN'S CHICKEN Q: Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A: It kept saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach."""
"What do 9/10 people enjoy? Gangrape"
"One day I'd like to donate to the porn industry for all the free porn I've watched. They've gotten me through some hard times."
"Stephen King has a son named Joe. I'm not joking, but he is!"
"Sir, your wife was stabbed ten times, but the missing piece is the murder weapon. So far we have nothing, Mr *checks notes* Scissorhands."
"Why did Sally fall off the swing?? Because she had no arms."
"If the movie theater slightly lowered their candy prices I wouldn't have to duct tape candy around my kid's torso like a suicide bomber"