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Joke of the Day

"Started a new religion Doesn't matter, had sects."

"If they grew up in the same house and shared a pet, siblings have the same porn name and I think that's just SICK."

"How do you make a venetian blind? Poke his eyes out Credits go to my 90 year old grandfather, currently completing his PhD"

"What do you call a dwarf without a mouth? Short for words."

"What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo."

"Smoking is actually a good thing for me Look how often I have to go outside into the fresh air"

"There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't"

"Trump's what you'd get if you poured a pot of glue, some glitter & a dog turd into your Build Your Own Hitler Kit and gave it a good shake."

"I'm sick and tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I hit a cyclist.."

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them with feminists."