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Joke of the Day

"Its cool to pee into blue toilet water and watch it turn a different color... just not when it turns purple"

"Pitbull is probably always the first person to hit ""Will Attend"" on a party evite."

"*i get on a rollercoaster with my washing machine* ""Hold tight son...WAIT! If u are here then.."" *son is at home w/ a mouth full of laundry*"

"God hates fags The smoke annoys him."

"What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years? Rye-ot"

"If anyone asks, we met at a bible study."

"I hope my tombstone reads: Matrixed 9 out of 10 bullets."

"What did one ox say to another ox? A yoke."

"You hear some creature making noises in the distance. ""Quick! Quick! Quick, quick, quick!"" you hear it exclaim. What kind of beast is it you hear? A duck. ... with hiccups."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? They say he had loco-motives."