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Joke of the Day
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ""That's not funny."""
Next Joke
"I could probably kill this woman, serve my prison sentence, come back here and buy my diet coke before she finishes writing her check."
"I let my baby girl know she can do anything. Except taking the bow out of her hair cuz IT'S REALLY CUTE AND SHE NEEDS TO LEAVE IT ALONE."
"""My god,"" I whisper as the food arrives. ""Just as the prophecy foretold."""
"I've realized that women don't necessarily care what I have to say, they just want to hear what they have to say repeated in a deeper voice."
"We should remove the warning labels from everything and let the stupidity problem take care of itself."
"I always wanted to try juggling... I just never had the balls to."
"What makes a black joke funny? A grape punch line"
"What do you call a slutty duck that does drugs? A quack whore."
"What do you call it when someone eats too much wheat? Glutteny."