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Joke of the Day

"Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted! I'll let myself out."

"What is a catchy Girl's name? Answer: Annette"

"You know what ruins a rape? Consent"

"Why did the interrupting cow cross the road? MOOOOOO!!!!"

"Whiteboards are remarkable."

"What did the closed can say to the half opened can? YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!"

"Knock Know 9/11 Knock Knock. Who's There? 9/11. 9/11 who? I thought you said you'd never forget."

"I don't mind if you tell me about the new diet you're on as long as you give me equal time to talk with you about my favorite doughnuts."

"I'll have you know, I've been sober for just over 100 days. Not like, in a row or anything...just in general."

"How do mathematicians become engineers? You just gotta apply yourself."