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Joke of the Day

"They brought the hot dog in for questioning. He gave the... wurst... answers."

"My Clothes Dryer sounds like Zoidberg. wub wub wub wub wub wub...."

"You know which presidential candidate in 2020 will have the hardest time? Tom Cotton. Having to tell black people to ""Pick Cotton!"" in 2020."

"I became a proud dad today My son is actually four but he was a boring little cunt for the first three years."

"What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection? A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry."

"Why did the giraffe cross the highway? Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)"

"Why did a Jamaican cry while eating chicken? Because the chicken was a Jerk."

"I asked my wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers. ...Or maybe she said ""a tent of lovers."" I wasn't really listening..."

"I bet people who are actually from West Philadelphia get really tired of telling people where they were born and raised."

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A ""Roman"" Catholic"