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Joke of the Day

"Cats get a pass bc they're ""Cleaning themselves"". Dogs are like, Hey! I can reach this?!?!"

"Apparently you're not supposed to tell ""That's what she said jokes"" during the Board meeting because it's ""inappropriate"""

"What did the caveman say when he tried to have sex in his dark cave? I fucking rock."

"""Ok, what chemical symbol should we give this Gold?"" *thief runs by, steals gold* ""Hey! You!"" Au, got it. Next element."

"ME: hi handsome, is this seat taken? BUS DRIVER: yes, but you could literally sit anywhere else"

"What You're Saying with Your Drink Choice Lol"

"*knocks on woman's washroom* Hello anyone in here? *no one answers* *runs in & lifts up every toilet seat* HAHAHA *runs away giggling*"

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those that understand Binary and those that don't."

"I walked into a room full of men masturbating They all looked shocked when I didn't stop"

"What's the difference between weed and pussy? If you can smell weed across the room, that means its good."