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Joke of the Day
"What was Sisyphus's favourite type of music? Rock 'n' Roll"
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"What is Hillary Clintons favorite type of footwear? flip-flops"
"Coworker: got a second? Me: you mean the one you just wasted or another one?"
"A man goes to the doctor and says ""I've got a problem, I have 5 penises"" The doctor says ""Woow, how do your pants fit?"", he replies ""like a glove"""
"I've assembled a list of all the jokes feminists find funny: ##"
"In April of 1620, it rained. That same year, the Pilgrims arrived. I suppose the saying is true. April showers bring Mayflowers."
"Medusa's hair is made of snakes. Does the carpet match the drapes?"
"Never look down on anyone. Unless you're a lion cub named Simba and you're being held over a crowd of animals by a weird monkey doctor."
"Asked my dad if he heard about the head tranplant on the news. He said, ""No, but it sounds like it's way ahead of it's time."""
"When you think about it, Mariah Carey and Drew Carey don't even look like sister and brother."