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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about Henry the brown-nosed reindeer? He's just as fast as Rudolf, he just can't stop as quick"

"I got mugged by 6 dwarves... .... not Happy."

"What do bees use to do their hair? Honeycombs!"

"What do you call a frozen hamburger? A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself."

"If I had a Dollar, If I had a dollar for every time a homeless person asked for change, I would still pretend to have not heard them."

"Me: It'll just make mom grumpy, so don't tell her that the dishwa..... 4 year old: MOM! DISHWASHER'S BROKEN!"

"If a camera adds on 10 pounds..... If a camera adds on 10 pounds, do African children even exist?"

" You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why. Life gets worse when you're an adult. "

"What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday? ""I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"""

"Girls: just remember each morning when you put on makeup, somewhere in the world a clown is starting his day doing exactly the same thing."