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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a frozen hamburger? A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself."

"The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar... It was tense."

"What is long and hard and has cum inside of it? A Cucumber"

"Ugh. Sausage puns. They're the wurst."

"FYI: I guess the goal of bobbing for apples is not who can drink all the water."

"How to get the pussy: 1. go to the animal shelter 2. adopt a kitten 3. show your female friends 4. they fall in love with the kitten 5. they fall in love with you 6. slammed with pussy"

"Did anyone lose a roll of twenties wrapped in a rubberband? I found the rubberband!"

"What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis)."

"I like my slaves like I like my coffee: Free."

"My favorite thing about camping is when I stay home & don't."