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Joke of the Day
"I got mugged by 6 dwarves... .... not Happy."
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"I am known all over the world for my tendency to exaggerate."
"Did you hear the CEO of Twitter got in trouble for buying shares of rival companies? I guess it was a conflict of Pinterest."
"A garage sale is actually a Garbage sale but the ""b"" is silent."
"I have ADHD. Yup, high-definition TV in the years after the birth of Jesus."
"I want to open up a toupee shop. So when someone questions themselves about buying one, I can say, ""toupee or not toupee? That is the question."""
"I'm not saying I leave my wife sexually satisfied... But my neighbour just asked me to turn down the bass."
"girl at work scraped the frosting off her cake because there was 'too much' & it was 'too sweet' so I ate her frosting & then I ate her"
"The sign at the McDonald's I just passed says ""We hiring"" in case you're wondering what kind of qualifications you need to have to be hired."
"A simple guide on how politics works Fuck you"