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Joke of the Day

" You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why. Life gets worse when you're an adult. "

"This guy at my school has eight zits on his face. We call him octo pus."

"How do Helen Keller's parents punish her? Glue doorknobs to the walls."

"I put a bumper sticker on my car that says ""honk if I'm pretty"" Sometimes when I'm sad I go park at green lights"

"Anyone who says 'they wish they could be a fly on the wall' has clearly never been attacked by a woman with a rolled up newspaper."

"I have a dark sense of humor but being a normally good person, *people don't see it.*"

"I don't want to play a band instrument at school because I only get F minor"

"What were the French children doing in the pool? Piscine."

"The 5 second rule for food dropped on the ground does not work if you have a 2 second dog."

"I've been fired from work for putting in too many shifts Keyboard manufacturing isn't as easy as you think"